She's On Time

LB walks in on me while I'm on the toilet:
LB: What are you doing?
Me: I'm peeing.
LB: Are you peeing red?

Oh my goodness, my child actually knows my menstrual cycle. I mean, she recognizes that it's monthly and that it's due to come around again. And she's accurate. I'm expecting it next week.

She's on time (She's on time)
She's on time (She's on time)
She's on time
Hallelujah!
She's on time!
It's the safest time of the month, they say, for love.
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