Friday, November 6, 2009

Paranormal Activity

We saw "Paranormal Activity" last week, and I was pretty disappointed. Considering that we rarely get a date night, and therefore rarely go to the movie theater, my disappointment is tainted with a bitter edge. I won't give anything away, but I did have to comment on one thing.

The girl in it has the biggest tits. And I was constantly reminded that this was a movie, and not really a home video like they wanted to lull us into believing, because her cleavage was everywhere! No normal woman in her right mind would have so much boobie hanging out for no reason. She would wear these casual V-neck t-shirts like even I would wear if I was chilling at home with my boyfriend who likes to make crude and inappropriate jokes. (Huh.) Except that her V-necks were practically cut down to her naval and were cut so wide that the entire upper half of her breasts were exposed. I swear, she must have had to stick double sided tape to her nipples to keep her areola from peeking out.

When I mentioned it to DB in the theater, he said, "I didn't notice." HA, YEAH RIGHT! I love him for faking it, though.

2 comments:

Trav said...
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Trav said...

First of all, nice use of the word "areola".

Second of all, I had zero interest in seeing this movie to begin with, but I'm definitely not seeing it now. Does not sound like my kinda flick. Unfortunately, it does sound like the kind of thing my husband would like. Here's hoping he doesn't read this blog post and get any dumb ideas.