Digestion

A conversation LB had with DB's friend:

Me: Why don't you tell Daddy's friend what you had for breakfast?
LB: I went to Denny's. I had eggs and hashbrowns and water and orange juice.
Friend: Yum! That sounds great.
LB: I had to poo.
Friend: Whoa, TMI.
LB: I had diarrhea.
Friend: (Being totally sarcastic) Are you going to tell me what color it was too?
LB: It was brown.